Kai killing Corey, my ex.

Ermm... this is Kai (SnowQueenOfTheMoon) killing my ex-boyfriend Corey. Based on a conversation we were having about 2 minutes ago on IM.
*Erm... edited. Kai = pottymouth, hahahaha. I don't really care, but I don't want to offend you people XD*

Me: corey dumped me a couple of days before my party, did anybody tell you that already or not?
Kai: O.O
Kai: NO!
Kai: *wants to kick his a** *
Me: i was going to do it to him anyway >.> <.<
Kai: can i kick it?
Kai: awww....
Kai: *is still mad*
Kai: *goes into protect lovely cousin mode*
Me: he's already going out with another girl too (as far as I know, at least i think they're going out)
Kai: a******hole!
Me: amen.
Kai: *is now really mad at him*
Kai: i knew i didn't like him....
Kai: no one does that to my favorite cousin
Me: i don't really care, but he was like really upset, or should i say "upset" when he did it. he almost cried. i almost somewhat felt bad (but not really. lol)
Kai: X(
Kai: well,
Kai: it must not have been that hard
Kai: if he's already w/someone!
Me: i know!
Kai: d*** men.....
Me: he could at least act upset
Me: lol
Kai: *throws kunai knives through his window*
Kai: it's hard to type from this position...
Kai: *chex hoping he's dead*
Me: heehee